I didn’t think there were people in this town who were just as superficial as we are until I met her and I love it. Dimples for daaayyysss.

And talkin like “oh boo, I have to leave before your show premieres because I’m in a fit body competition for bodybuilding.com”

Yeah my life is really, really hard.

Nothing is hotter than a hot fucking girl acknowledging that you’re successful and she thinks it’s hot that you’re a star.

My life is amazing.

So this girl is meeting my friends but I’m still not getting laid? Taking it slow sucks. But she sure is gorgeous

Make a girl laugh and her pants will come off.

I said I’d never finish skins but fuck it

My week with Marilyn now after turning anger & frustration into an intense arm work out.

I just got up the nerve to talk to this girl. I may have game but she makes me nervous bro.